People Are Allegedly Buying Dior's Hideous $1,100 Sneakers

As legend* has it, a mysterious hooded figure approached Karl Lagerfeld and Raf Simons before last season's couture shows and said, "Hey, did you hear about what the assorted lady-peasants are doing nowadays? They have this strange sort of shoe object — flat at the bottom, like a duck's foot, comprised of a slightly… » 7/31/14 6:40pm Today 6:40pm

Were the Cast of Laguna Beach Wizards? An Investigation

Earlier today, the MTV archivists were digging through all the various hallowed tomes contained within the MTV Vault, when — by some stroke of divine fortune — they came across a clip of the Laguna Beach cast discussing where they would be in 10 years. The clip was filmed exactly(ish) 1o years ago. Was the Laguna… » 7/31/14 4:00pm Today 4:00pm

Selena Gomez and Miranda Kerr Deny Causing Bieber-Bloom Blood Feud

A red sun rises. Ok, fine, blood hasn't really been spilled this night (or last night either, fiiiiine) but nonetheless we are all living in the crimson shadow of the Bieber-Bloom Bloodfeud. In today's new development: both Miranda Kerr and Selena Gomez deny romantic involvement with Bieber and Bloom, respectively. » 7/31/14 9:13am Today 9:13am

Hey, Idiots: Shutting Down Clinics Doesn't Make Abortion Go Away

It's been just over a year since Texas passed hideously severe (and not medically necessary) restrictions on abortion providers. In that time, over half of the clinics in the state have been forced to stop offering abortion services — however, the rate of abortion procedures in the state has only dropped 13 percent.… » 7/30/14 6:20pm Yesterday 6:20pm

Good News: Mississippi's Only Abortion Clinic Can Remain Open

The fate of Mississippi's last remaining abortion clinic has been very tenuous for the past two years, a result of conservative lawmakers' increasingly creative and dastardly attempts to deny women reproductive autonomy. Fortunately, a federal appeals panel has just struck down the severe anti-abortion measure that… » 7/29/14 7:15pm Tuesday 7:15pm

Hobby Lobby Allegedly Fired an Employee For Being Pregnant

Hobby Lobby — a corporation that values its factually inaccurate beliefs about unborn fetuses over women's legal right to insurance coverage, because God weeps for the souls of the unborn — allegedly fired an employee for getting pregnant three years ago. » 7/29/14 2:45pm Tuesday 2:45pm

Fashion Insiders Sad Their Pseudo-Controversial Ads Are Boring Us All

Unfortunately, it seems that outrage provoked by fashion advertisements is a finite resource that's all but vanished, leaving behind nothing but a Pinterest board filled with overexposed photographs of handbags and the dried-up husk of an Abercrombie catalog from 1998. How the world suffers now. » 7/28/14 5:50pm Monday 5:50pm

Satanists Repurpose Hobby Lobby Ruling to Combat Anti-Choice Idiocy

Just one month ago, the Supreme Court ruled that closely-held corporation-people can opt out of following laws that they find incompatible with their "sincerely held religious beliefs." But what if you are a person whose sincerely held religious beliefs include "not being made to entertain political garbage-nonsense… » 7/28/14 4:00pm Monday 4:00pm

Offensive Slurs in Kim Kardashian Hollywood Are Lies, Damned Lies

Kim Kardashian has taken to her weblog to clear the air on a topic near and dear to all of our hearts: Kim Kardashian Hollywood, an interactive smartphone game that everyone loves spending real human currency on. Apparently, some malicious spirit has wedged its way into the program (that's how hacking works,… » 7/25/14 6:15pm 7/25/14 6:15pm

UN Report Attacks Countries With Restrictive Abortion Laws

Proving once again that "pro-life" is a total misnomer, the UN Human Rights Committee has harshly criticized both Ireland and Chile for their ridiculously draconian abortion laws, warning that the restrictions may be a violation of international human rights treaties. » 7/25/14 2:00pm 7/25/14 2:00pm